Feel free to send this when you’re done.
Don’t feel free not to.
But do feel free.
Feel it.
Free.
What do you feel?
Free?
Free not to run it up the chain yet again?
Free from the bottleneck imposed by the freedom-granting messenger?
Free not to ask permission to speak to a client?
Free to trust your own drafting skills?
…(no no no not feeling freely
but rather feeling rather free)…
Free to notice a typo and leave it.
Free to feign enthusiasm and not feel it.
Free to respond to that email from a cell phone.
Free to sneer while pressing send.
Free to let it wait while savoring one more chocolate…
So,
I’d rather not.
But thank you kindly for the opportunity.
Freely yours and warmest regards.